Have you heard the urban legend about the poison dress? I saw Elizabeth where one of her ladies in waiting dies from a dress meant for her.

When we moved into the new house, LMK's mom brought their old sheets for us. They just redid their bedroom and the sheets don't fit their bed anymore. She always gets really expensive sheets with high thread counts. Me, I'm a cheap sheet kinda gal. The cheaper, the better. Anyway, she made our bed with their old sheets when we moved in. We've just been using those sheets. I've washed them several times and just put them back on our bed.

However, I think she's brainwashing/poisoning me with these sheets!

Because last night, I found myself in the basement, IRONING SHEETS!

I hate ironing. I don't iron unless I have to and by have to, I mean gun-to-my-head, have to.