If you're wondering who/what the heck I am talking about here's a brief guide to the people I talk about frequently. I'll add more when and if it becomes necessary.

LMK (a.k.a. Lawn Mower King) - You know...that guy I'm married to. He's only a king by marriage though. ;o)

The School - LMK's place of employment

Twin - My best friend. We've often been accused of not only being sisters, but of being twins. We don't think we look a like, but apparently others do. I do not have an actual twin sister/brother, however twins run in my family. My dad is a twin but apparently it skips a generation. Eep.

Molly - (a.k.a. My partner in crime) My oldest cousin's wife. She's one of my best friends. We can't figure out why everyone says we're trouble together. Who us? Double trouble.

Mo Mom - Also my cousin. She is a few years older than me and I grew up idolizing her. I attribute her with my love of bands like Bon Jovi, Whitesnake, and Poison. She now has three daughters who I love to spoil.

District #1 - My mother's former district. Soon to be joined by Districts #2, 3, and 4. One of which will hopefully lead to Job #1.