I am going to kill a cow.

The bull will not SHUT UP! He is supremely pissed off and it sounds like he is standing right outside my window. Creeepy. Here...you listen. Turn your speakers up. He's at the beginning and the end.




Remember that movie with Ashley Judd? Someone Like You? He needs some New Cow. Good gravy! I swear...I'm having steak tomorrow! Diet be damned!

So...when I'm in jail for -- cowicide, visit me.

Mm-kay?