Call me obsessive compulsive but I am addicted to free samples.

I mean, they're FREE. Free!

For example, each day, I faithfully check the evil store's free sample site. I sign up for anything new that I haven't already requested a sample for. I've received samples of coffee (which I don't drink) and other products I currently don't use.

Once I receive my samples, do I use them? Nope. I save them for a special occasion. Much like the Lawn Mower King saved the champagne the hotel gave us on our wedding night for a special occasion.

I'm addicted to free samples AND I'm a saver. Not a good combo.

I'm having a dilema currently though. Currently, this is a free sample. Each day I have to talk myself out of requesting a sample. I don't smoke! No one I know smokes....but...it's free!