#2 - Ladies and gentlemen, I've found Marlboro Country.

Maybe the new "Smoke Free Ohio" law spoiled me before we left, but smoker's are everywhere down here!

They're smoking in their car in the parking lot, they're smoking as they walk up to stores, they're plotting ways to sneak smoke breaks after they make my lunch, they're smoking outside the store before they go in, and they're lighting up before they even fully exit a building. I'm shocked that all of Northern Virginia isn't covered by the haze of cigarette smoke.

Haven't you heard, people? Smoking is no longer cool. Please stop. My lungs thank you.

See observation #1.